If you think the answers are rude, well, you should read the emails I get. They’re mean and nasty, and I get tired of dealing with them—especially since I don’t ask for a single dime from anyone for using all this lovely information.

Here’s the deal: access to this site is not your constitutional right. It’s a gift, given out of the goodness of my tiny little heart. A heart which is stomped on with monotonous regularity by people who generally don’t even bother to say hello or thank you—they just go directly to the complaining and the name calling.

Try putting up with that for the nine years I’ve been writing online, and see if your answers are all sweetness and light!